– pathetic de foibles gras

There are those of us who err on the side of idiocy, who constantly teeter on the brink of this chasm.

Teeter.

Who am I trying to kid?

Fall right in,  face first, face down. No explanation really needed or given. Just one of those pathetic de foibles gras  – the slapstick spread created by fattening those who continually make a goose of themselves.

Pathetic de foibles gras, rather than being extracted from the fat of the liver,  is extracted from Mack Sennett lives; constant Keystone antics colliding into and bouncing off the other.  A farcial circus clown completely-out-of-control spinning top concoction of grit and flavour.

Maybe some delectable  size 14 black polished clodhopper anecdotes will follow. Maybe not. Depends upon whether I can undo the laces of my shoes which some fool has knotted together,  just for laughs, mind you.  Or,  altertnatively, whether I can avoid tripping over the loose and languid licorice whip laces I have not yet learnt to tie.

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